4KH writer attached by bedsheets
EDINBURGH, September 19th, 2006-- today it was revealed that 4KH writer Miles Lang has been seconded to the Scottish Parliament, where he has been cleaning windows while attached to the roof by bedsheets stolen from the nearby Novotel. When asked why he had found himself in such a situation, he told us, "It's the weather. The weather has changed. The winter is coming and I can feel it. I can see from the glazed look in your eyes that you can feel it too. Don't try to hide it. Not from me or from yourself." When we asked him why the window-cleaning, he walked away from us, speaking over his shoulder as he walked through the odd corridors of the Parliament building. "They told me that if I cleaned all the windows quickly, so that the first one I did was still clean, then I would have a good winter," he said, "and there was something I trusted in their eyes. But look, you're slowing me down. This isn't a toga party! Sorry. I have to go."
Lang's progress will be tracked. If we can work out where he might be at any given time.